I see you and raise you

You DO know that in male dog terms what that means, right? It involves legs and lifting them.

Sheesh! What is it with you humans? Everywhere I look it seems as though you guys don't know what it is that you're supposed to be doing. WHAT is it that you do anyway? We dogs play. We eat. We sleep. We don't blame other dogs when we're bad. When we're bad, like me, I hide that cute little tail of mine between my legs and sulk. Do I go and blame the German Sheppard who lives down the street? Nooooooooooooooo. Not me. I generally sniff the air, nose the poop, and then I *know* who it belongs to. It's not in my nature to always go after the same dog. I can tell who did it. You humans just don't have that facility for sniffing in the right places. Though sometimes you get so close I could swear you look just like me and my kind.

Take Hezbollah for instance, they're pissed because their "important" guy got knocked off. That's what happens when you're the "important" guy. It's a thing you humans do. Knock off the "important" guy. So they're blaming Israel as usual, like they reported in the New York Times. Hey! Be glad that you're not important like Roger Clemens. Look what HE has to go through to stay important! I'd rather be a dog.

Sniffin' your ears ... and nothing else today,
sds